Mary Sue
Roberts' stomach rumbled. She had forgotten to eat that morning. It
was too late now; she was already headed to Hogwarts. She used to go
to the Salem Magic Academy but her grandfather who also happened to
be headmaster at Hogwarts invited her to come to his school. How
could she refuse? She would never want to hurt his feelings. Besides
she could fit in anywhere.
A boy with cold gray eyes and silvery blond hair came into her
compartment. He was followed by a pug faced girl and two very huge
boys. He stared at her for a few seconds.
Being the very social person she was she said "Hi, I'm Mary Sue
Roberts. I'm from America and I'm starting my fifth year. My
grandfather invited me here."
The blond boy stared at first, the other two huge boys also stared.
The pug faced girl scowled at the three boys. Then the blond boy
spoke "I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. Welcome to Hogwarts." he bowed.
The pug faced girl spoke for the first time "This is our compartment
so get out now." she was very cold sounding.
Mary Sue stood up gracefully. "Good bye now." her voice was dignified
yet you could still hear the hurt in her voice.
She went to the next compartment. In that compartment sat a bushy
haired girl, a tall redheaded boy, and a boy who she instantly
recognized as Harry Potter. Both of the boys stood up and bowed.
"You can sit here," the redheaded boy said. "I'm Ron Weasley. My dad
works for the ministry." Ron Weasley's face was almost as red as his
hair.
"Thank you," Mary Sue sat down next to Ron. "I'm Mary Sue Roberts,
I'm starting 5th year. I just transferred from America."
"Wow," Harry Potter said softly "It must be a hard thing to do, going
to a different school on the other side of the ocean."
"No, it's not that difficult if you keep a positive attitude.
Besides, my grandfather is Headmaster here. He said the school needed
cheering up. Not that I'm trying to brag or anything." Harry and Ron
weren't exactly listening to everything she was saying, they were too
busy staring into her turquoise eyes.
* * * *
"That Mary Sue Roberts is a real hottie." Draco said wistfully.
Pansy scowled. "She's a Hufflepuff if I ever saw one."
"Pansy, you're just jealous that Mary Sue is hotter than you and you
are just a pug face. You look like a female dog." Crabbe and Goyle
laughed along with Draco.
"So does your mother." Pansy stormed out of the compartment.
"Mary Sue and I could like totally date if she ends up in Slytherin,"
Draco sighed. Crabbe and Goyle did pathetic imitations of a wistful
sigh. "Too bad girls like her don't end up in Slytherin."
"I could totally date her if I was in Gryffindor." Gregory Goyle
said.
"Why, Goyle, you're showing your first signs of intelligence! You
have given me a brilliant idea!" Draco smiled. "After Mary Sue gets
Sorted I can ask Dumbledore if I can transfer to whatever house she
ends up in."
"Me too. I think she likes me." Vincent Crabbe began drooling.
"No, I get the girl. You stay in Slytherin and date b!^%&es like
Pansy Parkinson and Millicent Bullstrode." Draco wagged his index
finger at them.
Crabbe and Goyle whimpered like wounded puppies.
"It's a dog eat dog world these days, you can't act like puppies,"
Draco had a steely glint in his eye which was unusual for him. "You
know what else I have to do?" he waited for Crabbe and Goyle's
responses.
"What, Draco?" Crabbe finally spoke after ten minutes.
"I must renounce my ties to Voldemort and my Death Eater family. Mary
Sue could never like me if she knew how horrible and cruel my family
is." Draco sighed.
Crabbe and Goyle stared at each other, this behavior was so unlike
Draco. It was like he had some weird disease. But what disease could
it be? For once in their lives they knew the answer. It was love.
Meanwhile Draco began to take a nap. He dreamed about Mary Sue's long
red hair, her smiling turquoise eyes, and her perfect figure; he
dreamed about his plan to make her love him.
* * * *
Mary Sue is smart, funny, sweet, kind, pretty, and popular, Hermione
thought. She liked Mary Sue well enough, but Mary Sue was kind of
like a rival to her. With charm like that Mary Sue could easily knock
Hermione out of her place at the top the class.
"So, Mary Sue, what classes are you taking?" Hermione made a stab at
conversation.
Mary Sue's eyes lit up. "Well, other than the required classes such
as Charms and Potions I'm also taking Arithmancy and Care of Magical
Creatures. I just love to care for magical creatures."
Hermione couldn't help but roll her eyes. Mary Sue was sweet, but she
just was too perfect.
"Do you play Quidditch?" Harry drawled.
Hermione's mouth hung wide open. This was so unlike Harry. The Harry
Potter she knew never drawled.
"I played Quodpot in America," Mary Sue paused for a second "I've
been practicing Quidditch and I had a meeting with the Quidditch
teacher here at Hogwarts and she said that I'd be a natural
Keeper."
Harry looked dazed. Hermione could tell he was in his own Romantic
Fantasy Dreamland.
"You should quit Arithmancy and join Divination." Ron said
randomly.
"Why?" Mary Sue had a look of surprise on her face.
"The Arithmancy teacher is terrible. The Divination teacher is
sweet and kind, like you."
Hermione snorted. This was getting pretty pathetic. Mary Sue must
have veela ancestry or something to get Harry and Ron to act like
this. "So," Hermione tactfully changed the subject so she could get
the information she needed. "What sort of heritage do you have?"
"What?" Mary Sue said innocently. Ron and Harry were no longer in the
world of reality they were both just staring at her.
"Like, do you have any interesting ancestors? My ancestors were all
muggles. But do you have any werewolves, vampires, or veelas as
ancestors?" Hermione put a sugar sweet smile on.
"Nope. Just plain old wizards and witches."
"Oh." Hermione was disappointed and confused. No one in their
compartment said another word for the rest of the train ride.
* * * *
Mary Sue was in the Great Hall waiting to be Sorted while at the same
time comforting all the scared, nervous 1st years.
One by one they were Sorted. Finally it was Mary Sue's turn.
Hmmmm... you are ambitious, but you are so d@#^ sweet! Mary Sue, I
LOVE YOU!
"What?" Mary Sue was confused.
Oh, sorry, sometimes you just get carried away. Mary Sue, you
belong in...
"GRYFFINDOR!"
Mary Sue got a standing ovation when she went to go sit down at the
Gryffindor table. All the Hufflepuff boys started crying.
Mary Sue was bombarded by cries of "SIT HERE!", "No, sit here!", and
"I love you!". Mary Sue sat next to Ron, Harry and Hermione.
Ron and Harry both grinned. Mary Sue sat between the two of them.
"Wow," Harry said "I guess today is our lucky day!"
Dumbledore stood up to make an announcement "Attention please," the
Great Hall went silent "In light of what has happened with Diggory's
death, and Voldemort's rising; I still want you all to know that
Hogwarts is a safe place. If you are having trouble talk to someone.
It could be me, a staff member, or even another student." Dumbledore
looked at Mary Sue. "Also, Hogsmeade trips will not be canceled and
we will continue our schedules as usual." Dumbledore sat down.
Harry looked at the floor. Mary Sue patted him on the back which
caused his spirits to rise.
* * * *
"Professor Snape, I would like to talk to the Headmaster in private."
Draco looked at the floor; he had trouble looking Snape in the eye
because of what he was about to do.
Professor Snape beckoned to Draco without saying a word and began
walking down the hall. Draco followed. When they got to a stone
gargoyle Snape muttered the password.
Draco followed Snape to Dumbledore's office. Dumbledore was busy
writing something. "Yes?" Dumbledore looked up.
"Mr. Malfoy would like to talk to you in private." Snape looked at
Malfoy coldly as if he knew what Draco was about to ask the
Headmaster.
"Very well then." Snape turned and left.
"Professor Dumbledore, I would like to transfer to a different
house." Draco gulped.
Dumbledore stared at Draco for a few seconds with his twinkling blue
eyes. "Why?"
"Because I don't think I truly belong there. You see, Slytherin has
always been linked to evil, and I have decided that I don't want to
go down that path. What you said last year has had me thinking all
summer." Draco put on his most sincere sad face and crossed his
fingers behind his back. Draco could have sworn there were a few
tears in Dumbledore's eyes.
"Mr. Malfoy, it's moments like these that let me know I have done my
job. When my message gets through to a student. You have shown
incredible courage to go against your destiny. For that I reward will
you..." Dumbledore paused for dramatic effect "You will be in
Gryffindor. Go get your things. The password to Gryffindor common
room is PandaPanda. The entrance is at the portrait of the Fat
Lady."
Draco was practically skipping as he exited Dumbledore's office. Now
he was so close to Mary Sue, just one bedroom away...
The thought made Draco grin. He had forgotten that there were others
in Gryffindor. As he said the password his heart leaped. His
happiness was interrupted...
"Aaaauuugggggghhhhh!!!" Hermione, Harry, and Ron all screamed at the
same time.
"What are you doing here, intruder?" Harry spat.
"I've transferred to Gryffindor." Draco slightly smirked.
"You son-of-a-" Just then Mary Sue walked in, interrupting Harry's
sentence.
"Hello, Draco." Mary Sue was wearing light blue silk pajamas. The top
was very revealing which both Draco and Harry liked. The bottoms were
very, very short shorts.
"Hi, Mary Sue. You look so- so- so- beautiful." Draco was actually
thinking something else but he didn't want to sound like a pervert
since it was his first day knowing her.
Harry was silent.
"I love light blue, it's my favorite color. You make light blue look
even better." Draco was trying his hardest to flatter her.
Mary Sue blushed. "Thank you. I had no clue you were in
Gryffindor."
"I just transferred from Slytherin. I realized it was the wrong house
for me." Draco puffed out his chest and tried to sound as heroic and
manly as he could.
"I'm glad you're here."
Mary Sue yawned. All the boys were mesmerized at the sight of her in
her pajamas.
"Mary Sue, you sound so- so- so- weary. Let me escort you to bed."
Harry extended his arm to her.
"Thanks, Harry, I was just going to bed. But you don't need to escort
me to bed." Mary Sue turned and went to bed, her hair appeared to be
blowing in the breeze, except for the fact there was no breeze. Harry
was confused.
"How come none of my Potter charm works?" Harry asked Ron.
"Maybe she's gay," Ron said.
All of a sudden every boy in the common room jumped on him; in a few
seconds Ron had two black eyes, two fat lips, and a bloody nose.
"Weasley, where is our dorm?" Draco couldn't look at Ron without
laughing.
"This way Malfoy," Ron glared at Draco.
* * * *
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